VAN’S GLUTEN FREE ORIGINAL WAFFLES // REVIEW //
sucks ☐ / passable ☐ / great ☐ / perfect ✓
you know the best thing about waffles is maybe the squares1 & the way you can just pour syrup in them.2 But maybe the best thing about waffles is actually the way that, when you toast them, they get all crunchy, just like that, you know?3 Of course I’m talking about frozen waffles here! Fresh waffles are like, a whole different species really. But for the perfect frozen waffle experience you should buy Van’s Gluten Free Original Waffles, because they taste like waffles!
How much can I say about these? Well they have no high fructose corn syrup which is quite nice of them! AND no artifical flavors colors or preservatives which is even nicer of them! You know how many otherwise good things have yellows and blues and stuff? Even a can of mint chutney. Mint is already green!!!!
► actually the worst bit about frozen waffles is that there’s only like, 6 smallish waffles in the whole container, which means either you have enough for one day and then only a smidgen of a bit leftover, or you just can’t have a forth waffle because you’re trying to save them for another time! it’s criminal really.
{ observe: }
[OOOOOO] ← little waffles wrapped up in their box
me: (⦿͡ ᴥ⦿͡) yum yum
(OOOO) ← my plate
ヽ(◕ᴥ◕)ノleftovers: [OO]
me: ( ノ•o•)ノ゚
after that sadness, let’s continue.
cons: CONS FOR WAFFLES? UNTHINKABLE
ok i thought of one. make sure they get toasted all the way through. you might have to put them in twice. Otherwise they may stay frozen in the middle, & that’s no fun!4
WHERE TO BUY: online or in supermarkets.
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yes
but then the syrup disappears into the squares…
crunch!
a sad potential for any frozen food really. but waffles, when they’re still kind of cold and frozen in the middle? the worst!!! don’t do it!
The emoticon story is hilarious! :)